Just say you found out whose it was on her contacts and or say you just happened to recognize the phone. Say, "Oh, I found this lying on the ground. Is it yours? It looks like the same model." or "I found this outside your door." if you live near enough for that to be possible. DO NOT TELL HER YOU SAW HER NEKKID!!!!!!!
Exactly! Good thing to bring up at parties in front of children. Hmm, maybe not. But still a better story than most. Haha good one. If this relationship goes anywhere, sooner or later she might introduce me to her parents. If I ever have to speak to them, it might sound something like this: "I obtained naked pics of your daughter without her consent when she barely knew me. I found them very easy to fap to so I thought if I got to know her better maybe one day she'll let me fap to her in person." I reckon that would go down fantastic Read the entire thread. That problem already resolved itself. Edited for clarity
Well your mother had left her cellphone for me to find. She then initiated a relationship so as to steal my life's work.
Matt was talking about telling your future children how you met their mother. And damn good job, brah. I woulda handled it differently, but as long as you get it in, what's it matter how you did it? That's what I say.
I know that. I was making a related but separate joke about what I might say if I ever had to meet her (the girl that I'm seeing) mum. I edited the post to avoid confusion.
Maybe all this is an evil plan to get close to you, so she can steal your organs and sell them to the black market.
It seems interest in this is higher than I had anticipated. Do people want a quick sentence on how stuff goes, a detailed description of events, or for me to shut up about this? I'm fine with either option.
If i was the girl i would exactly be happy if i saw this thread...but then again i'm not the girl and if she sees this thread it makes no diffrence in my life. It would be fun to know if this leads to anything so you can just post and say if you scored it works out.
