We are all Subjects in The Crusader Kings II Let’s Play

Hail King Stalin, I heard your spymaster talking about something called a "llama" (whatever that is), and how it was planning to assassinate your favorite crown. Do something about it my King, or our country will never be the same again!

From a concerned innkeeper in Rostov.

P.S.: If you ever visit the "Unsuspicious Place for Unsuspicious People Inn", you'll get your first drink from the house.
P.P.S.: Not-Nigerians and Not-Somalians(?) are allowed to stay too.

Dear Stalin peace be with you.
I have noticed that you have more land than you are entitled to.
I wonder how you DARE have control over so many places it is a disgrace!
You should die you TRAITOR.
I WILL STAB YOU! STAB YOU!
-Bishop of smalltown

i am your sun i am very excited for the union of our 2 countries, so excited in fact that i will be sending assassins to make sure it happens

You're that giant ball of fire that just like all other planets and moons revolves around the earth?

I personally ask stalin to put me on teh front lines so I can fight for your glory. ( And because I got exiled from my native province for burning down all orthodox infidele's houses. In your honor of course )

Glorious leader Stalin, I'm a general in your glorious Russian army and I am fed up with the disrepect of your son in Novgorod and of the Southern Russian lands. Raise your levies and crush these weak fools under your mighty boot heel. Hail Stalin!

Go civilize those savage Hill Tribes!

im a simple farmer but all my sons are drafted into the military and im afraid that they will die during battles and not continue the family's name,also I think families that have kins in the army should get a "raise" or a monthly pay of coins,not a lot but just a little

OFF WITH THIS TRAITOR'S HEAD

WHAT IS THIS SOCIAL THOUGHT THAT WOULD NEVER BE PUT TO A REFORM!!

King Stalin,

Who are you?

Citizen Unholy.

BEWARE THE MONGOL HORDE!!! -random time traveler.

sorry, I'm to busy to talk. i gotta til the land while my wife dies of the plague and my daughter gets raped by the lord and his cronies

Great lord Stalin I am a solider in your glorious army and I am sick and tired of both the peasants and the vassals. The peasant revolts should be crushed and their prevention should be a higher priority. Cleaning their blood from my blade is getting to be too much of a hassle. Also, execute a vassal or two. Give the rest a lesson in what happens when they dare question the might of Stalin.

King Stalin!

Tis I Benerfe a archer from your Militia barracks in the capital of Rostov, could you please give us an upgrade so that we may train moar archerz.

Glorious King Stalin!
I am a loyal officer in your personal levies. I have fought along side many of the brave men across this thread. I have seen more death then the grim reaper, I have witnessed more atrocities then can be counted, I have seen war like no one else has............
Can we have more war PLZ! We ran out of slaves for target practice.

Agreed. And the peasants are no fun to kill any more, they're easy kills and their remains stain my armor for too long after they've died. Russia must be united. And if we have to do it by killing anyone who gives even the slightest hint of resistance than so be it. To War!

I'd guess I could sell some of my slaves for you...for the right price!

I preffer to enslave those i deafeat in combat.

One of my traits is 'impotent?' Aww, hell no!