Don't listen to him! Join us and take up the arms against the Dutch infestation! We shall march forward towards the final triumph while singing the Horst Wessel Lied! Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen! SA marschiert mit ruhig, festem Schritt. Kam'raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen, Marschier'n im Geist in unser'n Reihen mit...
Hm... It's nice to see another guy on the forums who actually takes care of his grammar, and posts a reference to a classical Roman myth. I like you. That's what this guy thought too... EDIT: Verrat! Verrat! Unsere Königin sollt du rächen! Heil Chelsea!
Well, first off, the Master Race (the Dutch, it's an in-crowd joke) under our glorious queen and leader Chelsea will offer you the ever lasting glory of living under the rule of our wise leader, and maybe even joining the fun of exterminating Frisian people and raping their women (which is only if you serve us, and mostly Chelsea, enough)!
My offer: 1. You don't have to be Chelsea's slave (unless you want to, you know what I mean). 2. You can have the Dutch East India Company. 3. You get half of all their cheese.
How's that a good thing?! Fine, it no longer exists. In fact, you could take it right now, it's bankrupt already, I think. Yeah, then you'll be stuck with tons and tons of cheese which starts to smell really bad after a few weeks. Lucky you. EDIT: It's more than that, my friend. It's a way of life. Who wouldn't want to get up every day, starting the day with a foot massage for our Holy Queen Chelsea366?
In many different ways. That's what he want's you to think. Not if you eat it first. A way of life ending with a mass suicide in some rainforest in South America, with us you can at least die truing to blow up Big Ben.
Hmm, you sold me once you got to the cheese. Ehh, I see constipation as a likely problem. Hmm, I think you're on to something, please continue. (Double post merged by DutchMasterRace. No double posting for you, buddy!)
The plan is that we fly to London with our giant zeppelins and then we blow shit up and drown the city in blood.
Zeppelins suck. At least we blew up the Twin Towers with planes. And we actually did it, while you're just promising stuff you'll never do. EDIT: I'd like to remind you guys that we can exterminate every non-Dutchman we want to, including your annoying neighbor.
Start appreciating and loving our Dutch members, and especially her. Go ahead, put up a comment on her user page saying how much you love the Dutch (and you'll probably even gain a few likes in the process ).
