Lame Jokes Super-Kick-Ass-thread

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  1. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    -How many ears does Spock have?
    -?
    -A left ear,a right ear and a final frontier.
    ddbb089, Mar 8, 2012
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    How many Scientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Answer Two. One to change the bulb and one to persuade Tom cruise that it cost $6000!
    bender, Mar 8, 2012
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    Do I win?
    Benerfe, Mar 8, 2012
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other
    and says Dam!"
    Vassilli1942, Mar 8, 2012
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    Where was the yellow submarine?

    [IMG]Behind you
    SPQR, Mar 9, 2012
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    Three guys go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
    bender, Mar 9, 2012
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    What did the baby with down-syndrome get?

    Aborted.
    NInja_Buffalo, Mar 9, 2012
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  8. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Ahh, Hearts of Iron. :)
    BattalionOfRed, Mar 9, 2012
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    A guy was just about to hang himself and when he puts the rope around he says "im finaly omlin" <@:D
    SadMan4, Mar 10, 2012
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    -Why are old people such good christians?
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    -Because They KNEW christ
    Lighthouse, Mar 10, 2012
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    That was lame.
    Comrade Temuzu, Mar 10, 2012
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    Heres one:
    Yo momma so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!
    :D
    A51, Mar 10, 2012
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    Yo mama so fat she uses a king size matrece as a Tampon.

    [IMG]
    Lighthouse, Mar 10, 2012
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    Yo mama so fat,when she went to clean da cagez at de zoo allofda people walking by sed:"Look at dat hipopotamas!"
    ddbb089, Mar 11, 2012
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    Your mother told you that you are a horrible person.


    [IMG]
    BattalionOfRed, Mar 11, 2012
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    Two proffersors from Princeton walk into a butt.
    SadMan4, Mar 11, 2012
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    Yo mama so poor that when she walks down the street with one shoe peolpe ask her "Have you lost your shoe". She says "No, i found one".
    SadMan4, Mar 11, 2012
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    She is right.

    Yo mama so slutty when someone asked her whats for dinner she said " crabs "
    Lighthouse, Mar 11, 2012
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  19. ddbb089 Well-Known Member

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    What did the stamp say to the envelope?
    -Stick to me dude,we'll go places!

    -How man programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    -None that's a hardware problem

    -How do you call a fish with no eyes?
    -fsh
    ddbb089, Mar 11, 2012
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    How do you get a elephant into a fridge?
    By opaning the door and puting him in!

    How do you but another elephant in the frige?
    By first taking out the first one and then puting the other elephant in!
    SadMan4, Mar 11, 2012
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