It's covered in metres of ice and snow, and the lowest temperatures in the world are being recorded there, if I'm not mistaken. How grass would grow there is beyond me.
No, quite the contrary! My arms have grown to human proportions! So did my legs, my torso, my head, even my internal organs! Now to figure out a way to get rid of the tail and scales...
Why, of course! Dinosaurs hate water, therefore, the Dutch dino race had to develop advanced technology in order to protect their lands from the salty sea. The evidence can be easily found in this video:
OH.MY.GOD. The Dutch Dino race has in fact become highly intelligent....WE ARE ALL DOOOOOMMMEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!
Well, we have been ever since we kicked out the Spanish. Don't tell anyone though. We've had to make the SantorumBot™ and send him to the US to try and make us look bad. However, he malfunctioned and started spouting random bullshit instead. It took him a while to actually get out the message we wanted him to, but by then, it was already too late, and now only people who couldn't point out the Netherlands on a map believe him anymore...
If there is anything I have learned in my experiences with robot building is that they tend to malfunction. You should have kidnapped an American tourist and sent back a replacement tourist instead. A replacement tourist that had misinformation about the Dutch Dino race.
Yes, but our ambitions were set too high, and we went for a politician, who would have much more of an effect. That plan, however, backfired horribly.
Because South Korea seems to be heavily influenced by the US, and with tensions between China and the US being high, it shouldn't be too much of a surprise South Korea wouldn't be on the best terms with China as well? I really don't see how that sentence was racist by any means.
Hmm... you speak some sense, parhaps it is how I viewed it. Nevertheless, I will point out that the idea that the Chinese and the Koreans do not maintain the trademark neutrality feelings towards each other that China is imfamous for is an overblown concept. As the link I posted makes clear, all the fearmongering that the US comes out with has failed to hamper an extremely healthy business relationship to develop between S. Korea and China that overshadows the economic exchanges that S. Korea engages in with the US itself. Bear in mind always that S. Korea, for all its flaws, is in no way beholden to the US and, as China so often does, will always seek out that which is of the best interest for itself, not for others.
Well yes, China is, not only right by South Korea, but likely the largest exporter in the World. One would have to assume South Korea traded more with China than America simply by the nature of economics. Anyway, I'm quite sure my paranoia has caught up with me. I see Chinamen everywhere. Sabotaging us, taking our spot in science, economics, and military alike. It's horrible.
