This Thread Is Also Inspired By The Lord Of The Flies, But Better

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  1. TheKoreanPoet Well-Known Member

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    I would collect wood and some sticks to make a fire. Then I would find a sharp rock like obsidian and use that to cut the wood. I would then make a fire that would provide warmth, protect me from bugs, and cook my food. would then go out and cut some small trees down and then knock down some coconuts for moisture. I would craft an elevated platform for my sleeping area and storage of food.

    The next day, I would carve some fishing spears and go spearfishing. I'll also collect seaweed on the beach for food. Then I would start working on my "SOS" sign.
    TheKoreanPoet, Mar 15, 2012
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  2. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    @Toast
    But how do you plan on asserting your dominance and becoming leader.

    The ones we got from ler in return for drugs.
    The Shaw, Mar 15, 2012
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  3. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    He's Toast. Nuff said.


    I would make a ball. Then I will draw a face on it and call it Wilson. I will then proceed to should WIIILLLLSSSSOOONNNN!!!! whenever I get lonely.
    slydessertfox, Mar 15, 2012
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  4. Toast Well-Known Member

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    Democratic election, just like Hitler.
    Toast, Mar 15, 2012
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  5. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    You stole my idea, now I have to kill you.
    Yarpen, Mar 15, 2012
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  6. slydessertfox Total War Branch Head

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    slydessertfox, Mar 15, 2012
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  7. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    NOOOO! WHY WILSON,WHYYYY?
    Yarpen, Mar 15, 2012
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  8. Toast Well-Known Member

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    Toast, Mar 15, 2012
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    I request immigration to New Belgium.


    P.S this is NOT minecraft.
    Lighthouse, Mar 15, 2012
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  10. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    So no one wants be my hunters? And here I thought I would make a great jack, I DEMAND THE CONCHE.
    Romulus211, Mar 15, 2012
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  11. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Apparently I'm also the only hippie. Unless PineappleJoe would like to join me.
    The Shaw, Mar 15, 2012
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  12. pedro3131 Running the Show While the Big Guy's Gone

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    Well now that that's settled. I'd chop down some trees, build a raft, maybe try and find some magnetite so I can build a water compass, and then row myself back to civilization. Don't worry though, using my expert skills in navigation I'd come back for you all with a rescue party...
    pedro3131, Mar 15, 2012
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  13. Link NO SWAG

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    The first order of business would be to purge all the autists and dirty reds. And the one hippy.
    Link, Mar 15, 2012
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  14. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Yeah! Let's get'em!
    The Shaw, Mar 15, 2012
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    I would form a mob like militia and turn the island into my Banana Republic. Why are you reading this? You have sugar cane to go cut!
    Karakoran, Mar 15, 2012
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  16. pedro3131 Running the Show While the Big Guy's Gone

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    Shaw I'm pretty sure you're the hippie he was talking about...
    pedro3131, Mar 15, 2012
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  17. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    That was the joke buddy. And who are you calling a hippie?
    The Shaw, Mar 15, 2012
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  18. Eridian Well-Known Member

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    Well obviously, first thing is to check to see if I have cell service.
    After that I would try to find fresh water first, then food, then shelter in the form of a palm frond lean to on the brush next to the beach, get a team working on a fire, as goals for the first day. Leave as many obviously human objects and constructions in visible places on the island as we possibly can, include a big driftwood SOS sign on the beach. Rinse and repeat until we create a society on that little island, die, or escape.
    Eridian, Mar 15, 2012
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  19. Yarpen Well-Known Member

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    Everybody has very good ideas, but you are forgetting about a very important factor: THE OTHERS.
    Yarpen, Mar 15, 2012
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  20. Eridian Well-Known Member

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    Throw Wilson at them until we figure out what the smoke monster is.
    Eridian, Mar 15, 2012
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