funniest racist jokes

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  1. Commander Tobi New Member

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    Can you people tell me your best racist jokes?
    Commander Tobi, Mar 22, 2012
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  2. General Mosh Citystates Founder!

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    Why doesn't mexico have an olympics team?

    Because all the ones who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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  3. LampRevolt Well-Known Member

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    I call the hate speech laws of the forum bringing down the hammer.
    LampRevolt, Mar 22, 2012
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  4. General Mosh Citystates Founder!

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    But its not hate speech :p
    Its jokes, completely different considering Matt used to tell them all the time
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q: What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
    A: A black person and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
    Commander Tobi, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q: What do you call a Mexican baptism?
    A: BEAN DIP!
    Commander Tobi, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q1: How do you find the population of Iraq?
    A1: Throw a penny in the middle of the road and start counting!

    Q2: How do you find the richest person in Iraq?
    A2: Look for who picked up the penny!
    Commander Tobi, Mar 22, 2012
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    Triple post? Tsk tsk not a great start.
    UnholyKnight800, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
    A: A good start.
    Commander Tobi, Mar 22, 2012
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    Haha give him a break he found out about the forums from me. I just explained the rules of posting to him :p

    I also want to point out that Tobi is not racist IRL
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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    I saw this pretty bad one once...

    What separates man from animal?

    The Mediterranean.
    UnitRico, Mar 22, 2012
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    What do you do when you see a [insert favoured racist term here] lying on the floor covered in blood?

    Stop laughing and reload.

    __________________________________________________________________

    I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

    __________________________________________________________

    Fifteen skinheads chased a Pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him. Eventually, the police arrived and arrested everyone.

    One of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen.

    When the clerk replied, "Yes," the cop asked why he didn't help out.

    "I thought fifteen was enough," came the reply.

    ____________________________________________________________________

    Barclay's are apparently "Fluent in Finance."

    Well, that's fantastic. It's just a shame none of the fucking Indians that answer their phones are fluent in English.
    C_G, Mar 22, 2012
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    What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma?

    Free pork
    Toast, Mar 22, 2012
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    Best one so far.
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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    How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

    None.
    UnitRico, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q: What is a redneck virgin?
    A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brother.
    Q: How does a Redneck woman tell her daughter is on the Rag?
    A: Her sons dick tastes funny!
    Arkansas..
    3 million people,
    15 last names.
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q. What is the similarity between a fence and a Mexican
    A. They both get jumped by black people.
    GeneralofCarthage, Mar 22, 2012
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  18. General Mosh Citystates Founder!

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    No thats wrong.
    Its supposed to be:
    Q.Whats the similarity between a fence and a white person.
    A.They both get jumped by mexicans!
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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  19. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

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    That is wrong!
    GeneralofCarthage, Mar 22, 2012
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  20. GeneralofCarthage Well-Known Member

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    What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy tales? A white fairy tale starts with "Once upon a time...". A black fairy tale starts, "Yo, you mother fuckers ain't gonna believe this shit..."
    Another:
    How Does A Southern Woman Tell Her Daughter is on the Rag? Her Sons Dick Tastes Funny!
    GeneralofCarthage, Mar 22, 2012
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