funniest racist jokes

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  1. General Mosh Citystates Founder!

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    Ok, that ones pretty funny.
    I already posted that one :p
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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    How do you stop 5 blacks men from raping a white bitch throw em a Basketball
    why are black people afraid to sleep at night, because the last one who had a dream got shot.
    TRP128499, Mar 22, 2012
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    DAMN
    GeneralofCarthage, Mar 22, 2012
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    Those aren't funny their just terrible.
    PopePnwer, Mar 22, 2012
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    Please grow a scence of humor.
    TRP128499, Mar 22, 2012
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    I have one. I thought the rest of these jokes were pretty funny and that's why I didn't say anything about them.
    PopePnwer, Mar 22, 2012
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    Why are black afraid of chainsaws?

    Because they go run-nigga-nigga-run-nigga-nigga-nigga
    C_G, Mar 22, 2012
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    That's a pretty good one.
    GeneralofCarthage, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q. Why are black people so fast?
    A. All the slow ones are in jail
    PopePnwer, Mar 22, 2012
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    Thats not funny thats horrible.
    TRP128499, Mar 22, 2012
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    How trite.
    PopePnwer, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q: Why do black people's eyes sting when they have sex?

    A: It's the mace
    Toast, Mar 22, 2012
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    WOMAN: What would you do if I was dead?
    MAN: I would be extremely upset.
    WOMAN: Would you get married again?
    MAN: Definitely not!
    WOMAN: Why not - dont you like being married?
    MAN: Of course I do.
    WOMAN: Then why wouldnt you remarry?
    MAN: Okay, Id get married again.
    WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
    MAN: (makes audible groan)
    WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    MAN: Where else would we sleep?
    WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
    MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
    MAN: She cant use them; shes left-handed.
    WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
    MAN: Shit!

    Not racist, but still pretty damn funny
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q. Why do Muslims always turn left?
    A. Because they have no rights.
    PopePnwer, Mar 22, 2012
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    Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
    A. Never mind that, what the f**k is she doing out of the kitchen?
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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    What do you call a black man in a unversity?

    The cleaner.

    What do you say to a black man in a suit?

    Will the defendant please rise.
    C_G, Mar 22, 2012
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    What do you call a Mexican man in court? Anything you like, he doesn’t speak English
    PopePnwer, Mar 22, 2012
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    What do you call a black pilot?

    A pilot
    Toast, Mar 22, 2012
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    What's the sad part about four black men in a Cadillac going over the side of a cliff?

    They were my friends and I couldn't go on the road trip with them because I couldn't get off of work
    Chives, Mar 22, 2012
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  20. General Mosh Citystates Founder!

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    Damn, that one was just screwed up...
    General Mosh, Mar 22, 2012
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