When The Fail Is Just Too Much

So this is a thread to post fails that happened to you or somebody you know, or just anything in general.

I'll start it off. The final jeopardy question for our history game on eastern europe was "What two events during the Cold War included the US sending aid to European countries. (the correct answer was the Marshall Plan and Truman Doctrine). Only the three people on each team that was up at the time could answer it. Just about everyone (but the 3 people apparently) on our team knew the answer. The three people said the Berlin Airlift and the Warsaw Pact. THE WARSAW PACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They somehow thought the warsaw pact was the US giving aid to European nations to fight communism. The other team got it wrong as well. Mind you, all the major events were on papers hanging around the room, and we had just gone over this about 10-20 minutes prior.

Did I forget to mention this is an honors history class?

Oh in one of my classes I failed to say the word different 3 times one after an other.

I saw a seagull get hit by a double-decker bus once.

I saw a kid break his neck after a snowboarder landed on top of him. now most of you are thinking "poor kid". The kid was entirely at fault sincr he 1 went into the slope style park and he was like 8 2 shit happens when you stand around like a moron in the landing of 17 meter jump.

That must've made your day

Today I've been riding my bike uphill and I heard someone riding a scooter loadly as fuck.
I looked back that idiot turned in from an other street and fell mid-turn I rode up the hill and I started loling.

i saw a woman punch a horse once
the horse was being an arse so she deserved it.

When I told my friend I liked a girl named Kalli a girl named Kendal ( sitting right next to me slapped me saying " I will never go out with you " and I am like WTF?

what the fudge!

The weird thing is that she is lierally half my size.

I was watching Waterworld with my sister the day Osama bin Laden was killed. At some point she looked up from her iPhone and said, "Who's Osma bin Laydin?"

Also, one time she asked me, "Who's the pope? Is he for abortion?" We were raised Christian.

I saw a black guy attempt to be an upstanding member of society.

I met a guy who thought China did 9/11

Everyone in my life has done only fine and upstanding academic things. People in your lives must be pretty stupid.

Y U NO FIND FRANCE ON MAP

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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