How many of you forumers have personally hit a wild animal with your vehical? For I recently had a white-tail deer ram its head into my left headlight while I was on the Freeway.
I thought this thread would be about running around smacking wild animals with sticks or something. I AM DISAPPOINT
Well have you? That's a much better thread. That's the topic now, fist fighting wild animals. I never punched a bear but I did punch a great white so hard that sharks made a horror movie about me, they called it "Fists".
... I punched my cat in the nose when it scratched me for no reason. Competition... phhft... like anything could... ... God Damn it Chelsea.
I didn't let loose, I'm not that much of a jerk. I just did that "no" pop thing you do to animals when they act like little shits.
I've never hit anything in my car. There were a lot of deer in my hometown, though, and there were a number of close calls. One time in particular I remember driving home at night from class (going about 60 on the highway) and having a dog sprint out in front of me. It was barking incredibly loudly the whole time, as well. There was also one time, also at night on the way back from class, when a deer crossed straight in front of me. I stopped, and four more of them ended up crossing the road before I could go again.
I shot a squirrel with a BB gun in the face which replaced its eye with said BB, went fishing once and I must have speent 10 minutes getting the hook out. When I finally got it out I pulled off half of its face.
I just started driving and my paranoia seems to be paying off quite nicely when it comes to hitting things.
