Oh well that makes everything OK then. As long as you are sorry the squirrel won't mind it's eye being shot out.
I somehow doubt he did that, he's probably trying to sound impressive and failing miserably. If he did actually do it, then he has some form of mental deficiency.
Yeah I shot a squrriel, aren't i cool bruh? Also with my limited vocabularly I guess Mental Deficiency meas something is wrong with me and you sir are right.
does burning ants count? Unfortunately I'm those kinds that protect animals (but not ants and spiders, they're annoying as fuck).
Gutted a fish once (well, helped), I'm pretty sure it was alive still. Can't really remember on the count of me being about 8 or 9 at the time. What I do remember is that it was delicious. On topic: haven't hit anything (alive) with a car, yet. But I sure to appreciate the people who clean up that shit, if they don't the roads would be covered is gore (if Saskatchewan is any indication).
Heh. I'm not sure about other countries, but in Australia "hit" is common slang for "have sex with". In a lot of the less urbanized areas of Australia, the stereotype that some foreigners might have of kangaroos being everywhere, ridiculous as it may sound, is surprisingly less far from the truth as one might think. I've never had to drive in those areas, but on multiple occasions my father has managed to hit multiple kangaroos on a single drive. The problem is so prevalent that "roo bars" are commonly used here, and are default options on many cars sold in the country areas. Kangaroos are bloody massive and powerful too, adult males of the larger species' can exceed 2 metres (6 ft. 7) in standing height, weigh 135 kg (300 lb.), and reach speeds of 70 kph (44mph).
Nah it wasn't horse, the woman actually punched Sarah Jessica Parker, but it's a common to mistake her for a horse so don't feel bad.
