VERMIN SUPREME'S BEARD IS OFF LIMITS! YOU ARE BANNED FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING SUCH AND YOU WILL NOT GET A FREE PONY!
General Mosh is banned for saying that I am a liar, as I was in your fridge, eating your food, but had to scram before you opened the door.
Bender is banned for 1) Not understanding the awesomeness and greatness of Vermin Supreme and 2) Not putting 'Shisno is banmed for...' in his statement.