Hello everyone, I have been watching Stalins videos for around a year now, at first on You Tube and then on this site, but it only occured to me today to have a look around the forums. It seems to be a reasonably hygenic and interesting place, and so I have decided to take the plunge and offer myself up to you as a new member, to patronise and torment at your whim. I also noticed, while reading the other introduction threads, that there are various competing, tyrannical factions under one of which I should align myself, so I have made a poll, and then after 7 days of voting, I shall pledge my life to the group with the most votes. And to get back to topic, hello everyone.
Welcome, we're always looking forward to new members to add to the interesting debates we get on here. You don't really need to pay attention to the forum jokes we have here, but sometimes it's funny.
Don't join anyone of those factions. I suggest you join the capitalist faction, because then you wont be insulted for being an evil dutch commie loyal to chives by kali.
That's a terrible reason to not stick to something you believe in. Although the faction thing is retarded and stupid, being afraid that Kali will insult you is the worst reason not to join one.
HELLO THAR! Imma the resident Vermin SUPREME supporter (Vermin Supreme 2012). Welcome to the forums. I suggest joining the Dutch, but somewhat keep yourself autonomous of all factions. Just throw out a HAIL DUTCH in the introductions when a new member joins.
Wow, you (OP) know a lot more about these factions than I do. I didn't know it was possible to formally join one until I read this thread just now. Looks like UtterlyImpeccable has already contributed more to the forums than me. Of course by starting this poll, you've prevented that on this thread, well done!
