You are now BANNED!!!

You're banned for not understanding 90% of my posts came before the like button feature.

Yuri the marine biologist is banned for a silly argument, as I became a member long after the like button was introduced.

You have been banned for the following reason: Election Fraud, Conspiracy, Absurd Lies and Slander, Revealing Private Information on a Member, and about 100 other things I could name.. Your ban will be lifted on Apr 24, 2012.

you're so classy, that you're banned for being classy

You are banned for banning a person for such a classy statement. It out classes everything.
Except Vermin Supreme!

Shisno is banned for hero worship

General Mosh is banned for presuming hero worship is bad (it isn't).

Shisno is banned for presuming I presumed hero worship was bad.

General mosh is banned for presumeception.

Onyxja is banned for not having been on the forums for as long as I have.

Epiccheesegrater is banned for being a 2nd generation guy.

Shisno is banned for using the same reason as General Mosh did earlier.

Epiccheesegrater is banned for ageonforumism.

General Mosh is banned for making up unnecessary words.

Onyxja is banned for contracting BMS. Banning Mosh Syndrome.

General is banned for being right (dammit).

Onyxja is banned for developing worse BMS, I fear his condition could develop complications.

General Mosh is banned for being concerned about others.

Colbert is banned because he's a NWA shield

Romulus is banned for being a proconsul.