Documents reveal al Qaeda's plans for seizing cruise ships, carnage in Europe

So, these documents have been found about Al Qaeda. They reveal what could be Al Qaeda's future plans.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/30/world/al-qaeda-documents-future/index.html

Thoughts?

Fucking pirates.

Not really surprised... sadly

And they almost got away with it to, if it wasn't for those meddling kids....and there dog.

Arrrgh! Shiver my timbers!

Yarr Harr, time so seize some boats and kill people.

He looks awesome as a pirate.

What are your orders, Captain Bin Laden?

Raised from the dead by a shady deal with Davy Jones that will lead to a blockbuster movie about him trying to weasel (and depth charge) his way out of the deal.

I love that band!

I found a screencap of the final scene of the first movie "Osama Black Beard Laden and the East Empire Trading Towers" where Osama gets torn apart and eaten by a pack of angry seals. The last thing he saw before he died.

This isn't really a big deal. They have all kinds of plans. What is interesting is we now know a major way that they transport files between each other. If you want a really scary terrorist scenario, read The Teeth of the Tiger and Dead or Alive by Tom Clancy. They are very realistic, and would do much more damage psychologically than these cruise ship attacks. For instance, in Dead or Alive, a terrorist walks into a high school swim meet in Idaho (or a state like that) and begins rolling grenades underneath the bleachers, until an off duty cop takes him down. On the same day, there are several other attacks, including a bombing of a church. In The Teeth of the Tiger, there are 4 separate mall shootings on the same day, spread across the mainland. These shootings kill around 400 people.

Ya know I heard they're also planning on doing a prequel where an army of bears invades from the north and to help stop them he fights alongside his future enemies, the evil British, who supply him and his men with ships, guns, cannons and ammunition. Which he will eventually use against them.

You forgot the rocket launchers blueprints on how to hijack passenger ships and planes.

Jeez, I didn't want to spoil it. Way to go, Sly.

Sorry guys, didn't mean to spoil the ending.

When is it coming out, I must see it.

Don't forget Sum of All Fears. That one freaked me out the most. To anyone who doesn't know what happened in that book, it's where Terrorists get hold of a nuke and use it on America. Scares the hell out of me.

Not very plausible.