Ok. I have one. A monkey falling off a tree, caught by an alien spaceship, which explodes into tiny pieces of popcorn, and then cthulu comes and eats the popcorn.
I've never seen you post outside of this thread, why is that? You can, in some forums. Anyway, I'm going to call you Gif, for now.
Kali used to be a moderator, back when I was a Tribune (a kind of elected semi-mod, which doesn't exist anymore). He left with great drama, and then came back to "look how far the roots of autism have spread through the userbase". And for some fucking reason, he has a hell of a lot of respect...
I don't understand why, he's kind of a douchebag, we've all given him the chance to be nice and dandy, flowers and candy, but he dismisses it and intentionally causes shitstorms out of nothing all of the time.