Over the recent weeks, I have trolled the forums and I might have offended you. If I did offend you I am sorry, the reason why I am doing this is to ensure my good name has not been besmirched by naysayers of the forums. I can agree I have been a troll recently due the fact toast ( an awesome member) is gone. Since he was the "forum's troll" it is natural for someone to take his place. Since no one trolled in his name in the weeks of his ban, I decided to become the new toast until a new one as arrived or he is unbanned. Some will think I am crazy for this and your probably right, but I do these in the name of the internet culture and what not. I am sorry what I have done to offend you but I will continue to discuss educated and troll to ensure the balance of this forum is achieved. Thank that is all! If you still think I am bitch, fuck off and I will piss on your mother's grave. This is a public anouncement.......have a nice day. @Chives @Chelsea366 @greatmustachio @Inquisitor @Bart @JosefVStalin @Kali @Shisno @The Dudinator @pedro3131 @ToastOnAStick @ComradeLer @Onyxja @Unillogical @UnitRico....and etc.
First of all, your reason for trolling makes no sense. Second, creating a fake personality and then apologizing for it IS RETARDED!!! Third, apologizing and then saying you are going to keep doing what you apologized for in the same text IS RETARDED!!! Fourth, saying that there is an internet culture compelling you to do this IS RETARDED!!! Fifth, probably trolling about apologizing for trolling and still trolling IS RETARDED!!! Sixth, saying that someone who has been permanently banned is great IS RETARDED!!! Toast wouldn't be proud.
@Vulcan200x Do not spam. Do not break the rules. Beyond that I don't care what you do but we will not tolerate spamming or breaking the rules just to be the new Toast. However like I said before Toast wouldn't approve of this anyways.
We need to stop creating apology threads. Especially since you're not going to make up for it at the end of your post.