Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but you think it's too good to be true and don't buy one.

I wish Tanzania's internet wasn't so shitty

Granted, but they cut you off the day before the upgrade due to suspected use of P4 explosives.

I couldn't grant Achtung's wish, because he didn't write a wish.

I wish I had some money.

Granted but its nigerian,

I wish for a gaming computer.

lol this game is stil going

granted but you become addicted to playing on it and its better than life graphics, so addicted that you forget to eat and after 2 and a half days when you realize (because you dont have enough energy to even click the mouse) you cant do anything about it and starvet to de*** (knocks on wood)

I wish i had an AK 107

Granted, but it's a replica.

I wish I had unlimited power.

granted but it overloads your puny human brain and your head explodes
I wish I could go back in time and assassinate Lenin, Stalin, and Trotsky and overall make the october revolution fail

granted, and the Russian Empire wins WW1 absorbing all of Eastern Europe into the Empire or puppet states, but you get stuck in that era, in Petrograd, and are assumed to be a Bolshevik and are executed

I wish for a good Sumadija plum

Granted, but it is laced with cyanide.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of cyanide.

granted, but after the first package your lifetime supply is ended

I wish for some duck tape to tape my book back togather.

granted but it can only tape ducks

i wish for world peace

Granted, but it's not this world.
I wish for comunisim

Granted, but you end up with IngSoc.

I wish for omnipotence.

Granted, but you're driven insane by hearing constant lies and wiki updates.
I wish for more Stalin! Shephard

Granted, but on the very last video all the save files are corrupted and Stalin's computer is killed in the resulting fit of unholy rage.

I wish for a better computer.

Granted, but the computer is in Sanskrit peramently

I don't know what that means, but you didn't make a fucking wish!

I wish people would make wishes.

Granted, but I forgot to make a wish.
I wish i wouldn't forget to wish

granted, but your wishes get corrupted anyway
I wish for a new shirt

Granted, but it says i love jb and 1d
I wish school was over