Hewwo Erywawy

Look how that worked out.

I'm sure the title had nothing to do with it. Did it? I was never really involved in the NKVD.

I mean look how well the last clan administration turned out.

If you fancy a blow job, hit up @Link.

Welcome to the forums good sir. Unless you are Napoleon. Then you will be banished to the pits of forum hell. Anyway, read the rules and join the Swiss Forum Confederation, it is so ossim possim.

Hi there. Love all things Chives, Rick Perry, & the rest of the forum nonsense. I am sure you'll fit in fine.

Fixed.

This is now a spiderman thread

I would post an image, but apparently its not working so fuck that shit.

Welcome to this hell hole, but really welcome.

Are we past all those "cults" & everything now? I just never know when the next trend begins...

No.
LONG LIVE THE SWISS!!!

Welcome, I see you've met some of our most annoying members, and some of our less annoying memebers.

Enjoy your stay.


Also, while I'm here.

You must be from 4Chan... I've heard they have no rules there, and are rather displeased with having to abide by them.

Welcome to the internet

And you're better then us?

Which am I?

I assure you I am not napolean, what if I said that you might be napolean? Any single one of us could be napolean. If someone posts one more coldplay song because they think I am napolean I might scream.

I thought Chives preffered to be reffered to as pear?

Surely this forum is slightly more dignified than to use spiderman pictures to show their displeasure of a thread or just for fun, I sincerely hope so anywai.

спасибо for the welcome.

After so many years of peace, the only thing Switzerland has contributed to the world is the cuckoo clock and banks. I don't like Switzerland.

Your slanderous lies are false.

Thanks, I guess.

You're the least annoying.

Here's an example of an annoying member.

Also,

Holy fuck you're really suspicious.

As we know, the French pronounce Napoleon with a weird accent, but Americans pronounce Napoleon as they see it, if you were to pronounce Napoleon like an American, it'd sound like what Gibbon wrote. So, why did he write it that way? He spelt it incorrectly four times. Are you trying to hide your French ancestry?

Also, how did you know about the Coldplay thing? What, you don't like Coldplay? I like that song, it isn't my favourite, of course, but I enjoyed listening to it.

Edit:

It depends on your perspective.

Maybe i'm just doing it to mess with your head. It could be all part of some master plan, or it could just be an innocent cock-up. Who knows?

Also, I never said I didn't like coldplay. I was just merely saying that it's all a bit shilly, people linking coldplay songs if they suspect someone of being napolean napoleon.

I catch on fast.

It's okay, I posted Viva la Vida on the first page.

Yeah, but how did he pick up on that joke? Unless he actually is Napoleon, he'd be confused.