Why I hate 9/11 Conspiracy theorists

YEP, every five sided thing is owned by me and my brothers. Every night we plan to summon Satan into this dimension, so he may take his rightful place, and pull down the gates of heaven. Allowing his demonic children and followers to usher in a glorious age upon earth, all five sided buildings are of our design and we shall use them as a focal point to summon demons into this world. Gather the goats my children for tonight ! we attempt a other summoning in Satan's name !!!. AVE SATANAS !!!

Anyway on a real note though. I love Illuminati conspiracists, most of them don't know anything about the real forms of Satanism. Hell we had a Illuminati conspiracist in my speech class, you should of seen the look on his face when he found out my religion. Dude was scared for his life lol. Also the star is wrong in his video, it's supposed to be titled on one point to look like a goat's head to represent Baphomet. Anyway I hope he's trolling hardcore if not wow.

So are you an actuall satanist?

Yeah, LaVeyan.

Wow, I've never come into contact with one before. Why are you a satanist?

Long story short, I grew up strict Catholic. And as I got older I read the bible, and if you read the bible. You realize it has some pretty crazy things in it. That go against the idea's of science and basically normal things. So I became a Athiest. And for awhile I was happy but turning Athiest got me alot of shit from my family and some people in the town. Christians telling me to go to hell ?. Fuckers didn't even know what was in their own book, now im not saying all Christians are like that but alot of the ones I knew were. So anyway first contact I had with Satanism. Was in a bookstore actually, I always did like Philosphys and belief's and stuff that crap alway's interested me, And I remember it because it was after I read some book, that had a collection of Communist writings in it like the Manifesto and such (Don't remember the exact name but it was old) I put it away and started looking for a new book to read, and I found a copy of the Satanic bible . I was fourteen at the time, and to me I thought the book was going to give me some shit's and giggles, so I picked it up and read it. At first I thought it was going to have some werid shit in it like killing goats for immortality or something but I was wrong, it actually made sense, even though it did have some werid *Rituals* in it, so I read the book and looked up various other's and I got to say I,ve been pretty happy with my life ever since.

It just makes me feel sick to my stomach when I see stuff like this.
Edit: I'm talking about the video.

LaVeyan Satanism is not theistic. It's not really Satanism at all. It's a society for anti-theistic assholes to congregate and justify their obscenely dickish ways. Atheists get to gather together and be dark and edgy, and they get to be jerks, especially to religious people, so naturally the anti-theistic types eat it up.

On the other hand, you've got theistic Satanists who are no different than the rest of the neopagan hordes.

Well I can't say I understand your reasoning compltely, buy if if makes you happy and it's not hurting anyone then good for you.

In a way it is, since we use him as a symbol for what humans should be.

Yeah pretty much actually, I ain't going to lie. I hate religion, it's a old outdated explanation for the world, that has stupid ideals which any normal human being with even a little bit of common sense would understand is just plain wrong. Yet you have people who still follow it and try to say that the religion changes with the times. Even though their holy book still has it right there infront of them in plain words. And if you show them these words ? what do they say. They say Oh well god says to love everyone, Therefore this part of the bible where it says gays should be put to death is COMPLETELY VOID. Or you got someone who goes Well your reading it wrong. Really ? you sure about that ?

Dark and edgy, yeah I guess in a way it's freaky but whatever. Christians have told me to my face that im going to burn in hell . Because I don't think like them so you know what screw them. Also Christians have werid beliefs to you eat the body and drink the blood of Christ for example.

I don't do stupid shit to religious people. I mean if a guy tells me im going to hell or he starts spouting his stuff, Yeah I will tell him off. Call him a dumbass bring up bible verses and such, make him look as stupid as possible, but in the end I,ve rarely pissed off a Christian on purpose.

I have never met a theistic honestly, except for the fake ones. Who think that by doing werid shit their getting points with Satan.

Exactly, that's the whole problem.

This reminds me of a video I saw of the twin towers falling and the smoke got in a giant cloud and someone said it looked like the devils face and made an extremly crude drawing of satan in the clouds.

Khan did it! Khan did it!

I would go back and find my big essay I wrote on the forums on a previous thread about this and copied and pasted to subsequent threads that explained why it was not an inside job and why, yes the planes did cause the collapse, but I have already done that with every thread about this that came up, so I probably won't.

It was Kyle, Kyle Broflovski did 9/11 that Jew.

Why is there an argument in the comments about if 9/11 happened? Obviously it didn't, the Illuminati just shipped the planes off to Mars. While faking the moon landing. And creating AIDS in their labs. In Area 51. And then they faked Hitler's death. Shortly followed by the murder of John Lennon using mind control. While faking the holocaust. Obviously, I have thought this out to its' logical and most likely conclusion.

You should make a video about it.

I don't have enough troll ability.

Would be the best video of all time.

@POSTGIFS!

FUCKING FAIL.