Come on, it's just to get peoples attention when looking through the paper, we know he's not a zombie. Or is he jk.
Right, like zombies are fucking smart enough to care about what we're thinking. Scrap that, they're too fucking stupid to even know that we can think. So take off the tin foil hats, people, and move along.
Not the zombies... The government, duh. They're obviously making it so it's reported as a living human.
We need to salvage Lighthouse! Send in Seal Team 6 to rescue the target before a fifty kilo-ton bomb blasts the puppy to high heaven!
Oh yeah, blame it on the government. What would their interests be in covering stories like this up? Come to think of it, I'm probably closest to a zombie than anyone on the forums.
I already told you, to avoid mass panic. As much as @Lighthouse418 loves CoD I'm sure he'd love to go out in a nuclear blast fighting zombies.
Oh silly me, I get it now Zombie Rex then would be like a normal T-Rex but with zombie makeup and weird noises.