I did a lot of background checks since you're a new member and I found something out. You're adopted and you're a spider. That's why you have eight legs. No it wasn't a birth defect. How ironic that you would be scared of them.
I seem to be alright, polar bear team 6 tried to rescue me and get me to canada but the secound that they say the cuban zombies they ran and the old people are yelling at the injured zombies to get off there lawn. It seems that all these hours of sitting in the dark playing Left for Dead will pay of. You owe me 20 bucks mom!
If I am a spider, Why do I eat the head of my sexual partner whenever we are done, hmmm? Explain that Ms/Mrs Chelsea366!
Oh, I have the weird noises all right. If you hear them, knock before opening the door, just to be sure. On a serious note (I know, right?), brains really don't taste that bad.
That would be so much better if he had a horrified look on his face. I know for a fact that when you roast a guys wiener that he doesn't smile.
Well, where I grew up, it... wasn't accepted to be a dinosaur. The south just has a different ideology than the tolerant North and West coast... it isn't anything against you, it is just how I was raised...
Really? So no allowance raises and sips of alcohol? Geez, kids these days... Don't worry, we Dutch are just born like that. We can't help it either. I mean, living dinosaurs kinda screw with creationism, so we understand the hate we sometimes receive. We know the truth hurts. So...whatcha doin' this Friday?
Yeah, sure, it's a cultural thing, we totally get it. @Lighthouse418 So...what's she doing this Friday?
Forum D&D. Everyone who joins will get a promise that I wont harm their manhood, at least for a week. http://www.josefvstalin.com/threads/d-d-roleplay.8252/
