Lord of the Flies (a test of forum anarchy)

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i was walking down the street a few days ago when i saw this crazy preacher screaming about WW2, he was shouting all sorts of nonsense like "PEARL HARBOUR WAS FAKE, THE AMERICANS WANTED THEIR OIL. HITLER WAS A GOOD MAN."

i then approached the man with my gang of muscly men in tight clothing and we asked him what he was doing in our land, he then replied "well good man i am an educated man of cambridge come to teach you about the wonders of English engineering".

we then promptly shouted "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP INSULTING OUR ARMED FORCES", he pretended to look confused and replied "good sirs, i am only teaching you the wonders of European creations". all we heard was "port Moresby was a lie!".

after that we then pulled out the special flaming swords we bought from the street vendor nearby and sliced him to pieces and ate all the meat off his body. we were then chased by the police who we killed and lost when we ran into our apartment.


finally, when we where done we walked away from the computers into the boring land of "Real life"..

When did Australia get the game Grand Theft Auto: Crazy Fuckin' Cannibals?

So, I was playing Rome: Total war, in a siege for a Julii fort, and they managed to get two cavalry units behind my general, which was waiting outside of the fort. They didn't attack, they didn't move, those two cavalry units just stood there, they looked like they were a part of my army, until I slaughtered them, of course.

I once played Civilisation IV and discovered ICBM's were crap. I was probably using them wrong though.

I one time killed a nuclear turtle with a leaf the board game stratego and the Angolan flag that saved the universe

So, a symbol of unity saved the Universe. Fantastic story.

Also, I think the whole idea of the ICBM in any Civ game is to save your ass. Taking out a city is really effective if it's the most important city of another player's production centre.

i really want to post propaganda now

I want to post something, something about something you know something important.

A couple pages back I think we devolved into silly video game screenshots we should do that.

ths thrd iz awsom

I support Rommy on his ideas.

To use Link's words, you are a level 15 cultural parasite.

So, I loaded up my favourite EU2 playthrough,
and I fucked Spain up.

Also, I know how to use Photobucket now, so I can fix that fucking stupid copy/paste shit that makes 3/4ths of the screen blank.