Lord of the Flies (a test of forum anarchy)

Nobody cares about Spain, post screenshots of Darkest Hour or something.

I don't have Darkest Hour.

And of course nobody cares about Spain, that's why I fucked them up. They're allies did shit all to help them, too, England sent a bunch of navies to harass my ports, and failed miserably.

Good. Now, conquer central Europe.

I'm trying, a lot of these silly Germanic bastards keep allying with England and Spain, and it won't let me completely annex Spain, so I'll just get a cause of war each and every month as Spain allies with more and more people. So far, I have control of most of where the Netherlands and Belgium should be.

Also, France is a silly, disorganized nation and lost a lot of troops helping me fight the Spanish, so I'll probably screw them over.

Nothing can withstand the might of Portugal. Now all that is required to do is to cede all your conquered lands to England when the time comes.

Eu2? Seriously?

Fuck yeah, man.

EU2 is awesome.

CEDE EVERYTHING TO ENGLAND.

Well, I'll forgive you Brits for helping Spain, but I'll only give you control of the North-Western parts of Europe as I conquer them. Spain, Africa, France and all of Latin America belongs to me.

(I took Spain's American colonies too. )

Acceptable. It's cool to see I can influence things in a game I don't even own.

I liked EU3 more but whatever...

Don't feel too good about yourself, it's only for historical purposes that I maintain a strong alliance with England.

Seems legit I suppose.

YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR BEING UGLY.

Stop right there criminal scum!

I had to do it, I had to...

No, conquer useless Saharan deserts.

I already took over most of the Sahara I could, (it's in the picture I posted on the previous page) but I can't go far into Africa in EU2.

Or can you? I'm not too sure.

My knowledge of EU2 is nil, so I guess you are right

You have violated the law. Pay a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

Forfeit. Forfeit forfeit forfeit.

Crusader king 2 DLC looks amazing, they expanded the game into Mali with the next patch and the new DLC adds Muslim nations playable even though that's the first thing I modded .... Still the graphical update looks nice.