All o' ya are dandies, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs! (Intro thread)

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  1. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    What makes me a good demoman?
    If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here, discussin' it with yah now would I?
    Um, I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? Do you have any idea, any idea who I am? Basically, kind of a big deal.
    Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. I solve practical problems.
    You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people.
    Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
    If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!
    I am Heavy Weapons Guy's a good job, mate! It's challenging work, out-of-doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
    F'r instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
    The answer, use a PISS!
    And if that don't work? Use more PISS!
    And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a TZU! Unless it's a farm!


    If your reading this then your an offical member of the tf2 NKVD branch, congrats maggot.
    You can expect some content to start flooding in soon, but for now come join the NKVD clan on steam. Link below:
    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NKVDTeamFortress2

    PUT {NKVD} IN FRONT OF YOUR USERNAME ON STEAM



    This time, try killing one of them!
    esac1122, Apr 22, 2012
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  2. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    And now I'm here to *beep* you!
    RonaldRaygun, Apr 28, 2012
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    111..eh 1!
    P4 explosive, May 27, 2012
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  4. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    ....the fuck?
    theteremaster, May 27, 2012
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    Meet the (Insert a TF2 class name here) shorts
    P4 explosive, May 27, 2012
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    i know that. i wanna know what the fuck esac was doing while he thought it up..
    theteremaster, May 27, 2012
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  7. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    Oh hey, you shape shifted into a dead guy!
    esac1122, May 27, 2012
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    you are getting too incomprehensible, please be kind to my primitive convict brain.
    theteremaster, May 28, 2012
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  9. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    Listen, sun sings, birds shine, grass flys and brother.
    esac1122, May 30, 2012
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  10. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    you hurt people?
    theteremaster, May 30, 2012
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  11. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    ?people hurt you
    esac1122, May 30, 2012
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  12. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    uoy truh elpoep?
    theteremaster, May 31, 2012
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  13. Chives Newest Member

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    This is obnoxious.
    Chives, May 31, 2012
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  14. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    I bang dudes.
    theteremaster, Jun 3, 2012
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  15. Chives Newest Member

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    I don't see how that's relevant in the slightest.
    Chives, Jun 3, 2012
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  16. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    abuse of power. that shit isn't allowed.
    theteremaster, Jun 3, 2012
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  17. Chives Newest Member

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    Cite where it says the Clan Leader can't modify posts in the Clan HQ.

    I also fail to see how the post hasn't improved regardless.
    Chives, Jun 3, 2012
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  18. theteremaster Well-Known Member

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    there is a rule stopping you from abusing your power.
    theteremaster, Jun 3, 2012
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  19. darthdj31 City States Map Director

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    Hi, I joined the TF2 team today, do you have to be good? Because I am borderline idiot in this game, but I enjoy being a medic.
    darthdj31, Jun 3, 2012
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  20. RonaldRaygun Futuristic Weapon Wielder/Commie Hunter

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    Everyone except for Card and I are horrible so you'll be fine. Feel free to sign up to the tournament on the main page while you're at it.
    RonaldRaygun, Jun 3, 2012
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