Hi

Ur Dutch eh? I'm Belgian... so... HALLO

Nice to see you back Vic, I'm going to cal you Vic now

First time I have seen someone from Belgium here, so hallo.

Yea, I know, not alot of Belgian ppl around here

One Dutchman was riding back home
He had the promise of making all troubles gone
Some men tried to stop him, called capatilists
But this Dutchman was wise and gave them his fist
Helping the poor is something you love
So let me give you one friendly shove

Oh, what a fortuitous time this is to meet a Belgian, considering recent events in the world of football.

Fuck football. Golf is where its at.

Listen, I know your (and by your, I mean American) football sucks, but I'm pretty sure he's talking about real football.

You know, the one where you play with your feet most of the time, and an object that accurately fits the definition of a ball.

That's the one.

That was the one I was referring to. Fuck it and American football.

The fuck?

You're talking about Football! The most glorious sport on this planet! You bloody Yank, you know nothing of good sport.

All kidding aside, I fuckin' love football.

I prefer cricket. Nothing like five days of sport to keep you happy.

All these sports were made by the fucking feminists. It is part of their plan to take over the world. Golf is the only sport not corrupted by their influence.

http://golf.about.com/cs/annikasorenstam/p/annikasorenstam.htm

Swedish, too.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That's fine.

As long as the feminists either use me as a sex toy or are kind to me, I wouldn't mind.

It's people like you who damn humanity to an existence of slavery under feminists. You make me sick.

Yeah Golf owns everything !!!!

If you're referring to the real football, our national team is a joke. lol
but to be honest, I'm not really that well informed about sports

I thought Shiz was Swiss. I didn't know you were American.