i wanted to make a thread about jokes. just post jokes you think are funny or witty. here are some examples of jokes i find funny. 1.Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. 2.There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. 3.Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling. 4.Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task? An finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
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None, because they can see in the dark, unlike you puny humans? I'm wrong aren't I; that answer isn't the least bit funny.
No, the robot said, 'Stop being a centipede!'. It's funny because the robot...he doesn't have any arms.
Not realistically, however on this occasion I felt the need to post what I posted out of opportunity. The joke was wide open.