Would you eat human flesh for 5000

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  1. MayorEmanuel Do not weep, for salvation is coming.

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  2. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Funny, I watched a film that seems relevant to this last week called 'The Road'. Apparently environmentalists liked it because it depicts a world in which the ecosystem has died. So all that's left is cannibalism (although conveniently the main characters - Aragorn and a kid refuse to eat people).
    Obviously as a vegetarian and someone who doesn't live in a country that uses the dollar, I won't be taking up FP's offer.
  3. kobashenka Ms. Stalin

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    I would totally do it. He's right about historic Cannibalism. Plus if you smell burning human flesh it smells like bacon, and I do believe that skirts the no-pork issue for us jews :)
  4. bender Well-Known Member

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    i found this on the internet

    Prior to 1931, New York Times reporter William Buehler Seabrook, allegedly in the interests of research, obtained from a hospital intern at the Sorbonne a chunk of human meat from the body of a healthy human killed in an accident, then cooked and ate it. He reported, "It was like good, fully-developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted. It was so nearly like good, fully developed veal that I think no person with a palate of ordinary, normal sensitiveness could distinguish it from veal. It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have. The steak was slightly tougher than prime veal, a little stringy, but not too tough or stringy to be agreeably edible. The roast, from which I cut and ate a central slice, was tender, and in color, texture, smell as well as taste, strengthened my certainty that of all the meats we habitually know, veal is the one meat to which this meat is accurately comparable

    think about that next time you eat veal.
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    @bender I take pride when i eat baby cows. No matter what you say!
  6. bender Well-Known Member

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    thats not what i ment.
    i dont really care what people eat aslong as its not humans.
    but when you eat veal you are probably going to think it tastes like human flesh.
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    Its a joke man.
  8. bender Well-Known Member

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    its hard to know if people are joking or being sarkastic on the internet isnt it.
  9. Achtung Kommunisten! Well-Known Member

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    Have the puny humans reprogrammed you?
  10. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I would pay five thousand dollars to some dude to take Bath Salts and chew your face off, @FascistPatriot.
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  11. Anwrise888 Well-Known Member

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    I will do it $_$
  12. bender Well-Known Member

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    holy ape shit monkey bananas! the humans are getting to me.
  13. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    I really don't see how eating human flesh could possibly end well. And you're completely wrong about that historic thing. They used to burn you alive if you showed even the smallest sign of cannibalism. Now days they call you a scientist for being a food critic, @bender.
  14. kobashenka Ms. Stalin

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    @Karakoran In Western society perhaps. I was implying historically some cultures believed cannibalism had.. not magic, but enhancing properties.
  15. esac1122 Team Fortress 2 Branch Head

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    I would do it for 50
    Heres a real question, would you snort cinnamon off a mans asshole for $20

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