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  1. PineappleJoe Well-Known Member

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    I watched that movie with a girl i had major crush on once. She said one of her friends had heard about an "awesome" horror movie. All i thought was "sweet she wants to watch a horror movie with me" which is always a good sign. So i downloaded it without reading any reviews or anything. The end result was the most awkward 1 hour and 30 minutes of my life.
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    Pineapple Joe, Ladies Man
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    2 Volus ( from mass effect ) walk into a bar, they piss away 2000 credits on drinks but when they take off there suit they die. The end.
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    Apparently, towels are the biggest cause of dry skin.
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    So a black guy walks into a bar, unfortunately he is LeBron James and the bar is in Cleveland so he is killed.
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    3 women goes into a pub, one women goes up to the bar and says
    huray we have colonized a male dominated joke format.

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