Привет!

This is what happens when I sleep...

Stalin kills me....

Everything interesting happens when we're asleep apparently, Chives. :/

Well that's a paradox if there ever was one.

How so?

I assume you don't or didn't know me, so there would be no reason for you to expect me. You not expecting me isn't strange in the slightest. However, what is strange is that you would specify that you weren't expecting me. Kali was talked about earlier in the thread, and Stalin is the Admin, so I guess that's why you singled them out, but I don't understand why I was singled out.

The ladies are naturally attracted to your muscular physique.

That's probably it.

I suppose this will last until a new female joins the forums and makes an introduction thread. We were going pretty strong on Sister Sweater Vest's intro thread until you came in. Now we've all shifted over here.

You stopped like a week before, loverboy <3

Chives, Cockblocker Extraordinaire!
(Can a mod grant him that title, it would be awesome)

I can change my own title.

Ah, make it happen?

Ah, no.
As you can see, I've already recently changed it

True dat.

Ahh, I've accomplished nothing.

It's more important to note that we've accomplished the task of forcing you to stay.

Oh, true. Seems like it's working out for everyone involved? ha.

I'd hope so

Well, shit. I don't really know what to talk about now. Halp.