At lunch just a few moments ago, we, my brother and I, were eating pasta with parmesan cheese. We have a small container that we fill with a larger, Sam's sized one when it runs out. It was empty when I was eating, so I got the really big one out of the fridge, and poured it directly into my bole of pasta because I didn't want to stop my meal just to do the monotonous task of filling the smaller container. I poured the cheese in without any mishaps, and began to eat. When my brother sits down at the table, he picks up the large container of cheese and begins to tilt it over his bowl of pasta. I warned him that the entire thing would just explode into his bowl this way, and that he should gently lean it over and tap it to get the cheese to fall down in a more controlled manner. He doesn't understand the concept (he's about my age, so he should be able to get it) and tries to pour the cheese in completely absurd ways. For example, leaning the cheese container on the bowl, and tapping on it, thus trying to get the cheese to defy gravity. I can't take any more of it, and tell him to hand it over so I can show him the correct manner of pouring it. Long story short, he's to stubborn to hand it over. My mother hears the commotion, and walks into the kitchen to discover my brother crying (seriously, he never uses crocodile tears; he is honestly crying). I explain the situation, the n my mother goes apeshit crazy on me. She starts to yell at me how he should be able to pour the cheese on whatever way he wants, and that MY way isn't necessarily the right way. I do not hold my particular method of pouring cheese as my way, it was just an efficient way of dong so. She continued to yell at me for forcing my way of doing something on my brother. So, now I'm typing this out to let out some steam over a completely frivolous matter.
You should like get some of that Parmesan and pour it all over your brother while he sleeps and same with your mother and go back to sleep. When they wake up and ask what the hell happened, you just simply say "Aliens".
