Identify the body, or the living person of the slave called Spartacus

Films like to portray the protagonist as some sort of romantic idol, an unflinching, unwavering, honest, good-hearted gentleman.
But those are only films.
Yes, there are heroes, but they're not always as they seem.

And let's face it, Spartacus was a pretty popular name that year.

And I'm aware that I actually spelled Spartacus wrong.

What?

I was watching Spartacus.

Please tell me you've seen Spartacus...

I dont like watching movies unless they REALLY interest me. But I said what because I dont understand the point of this hread.

Originally I was just going to say, "I'm Spartacus".

Then everyone else was supposed to do the same.

So let's try that.

I'm Spartacus.

I am Bill Cosby though...

You fucking idiot.

Well yet again I have successfully derailed another thread before it started and foiled the evil Chives plans. Lighthoue, AWAY!

Who?

I'm actually Spartacus.

I bet you have been waiting for this thread for a long time. Now that your life goal has been complete, what are you going to do next?

Have sex nonstop until I die from exhaustion.

I've been lubed this whole time.
Let's get to it.

Already started.

So that's what that was.

See this is why I can't stand you. You're the type of person who buys anarchy T-shirts.

I'd buy Mac's RIOT t-shirt from Sunny, but those assholes want $25 for a bum's shirt.

I meant to copy-paste this one which just happend to be next to it on google images. Forgive me.

Edit-
For half a secound there I thought Anarchy was a T-Shirt brand... what do you expect from a kid who's GPA is 1.7... in Junior High.