Granted but it is in Zimbabwean dollars and the countless truckloads of bills flood your house and you suffocate. I wish I had a set of nice Dixon Ticonderoga Pencils, the only USA product im actually proud of.
Granted, but the glass is cheap and breaks as soon as you put the monocle on. I wish I had a monocle on that could never be taken and would never break.
Granted, but a laser you shoots reflects off a mirror or some shit and hits you in the monocle, thus breaking your monocle. I wish for a monocle that isn't opaque.
Your lack of wish results in your death, by a raping furry group. I wish for a Persian Pleasure tent just like Xerxes.
A raping furry group? But I'm human, they'd have no reason to rape me. Anyway, granted, but it's a homoerotic pleasure tent. I wish I was the most articulate member of the forum.
Granted, but your insightful comments are all replaced with 'nigger nigger nigger cunt nigger' I wish i'd signed up for the trip to Rome with university (didn't 'cos I was going on holiday with some friends, which has since had to be cancelled)
Granted, but then your friends feel betrayed so they abandon you and constantly avoid you. I wish you could spend trophy points on things, like a bribe to gain modhood.
Granted, but someone spends their trophy points to get rid of all your trophy points. I wish I was a mod.
Granted, but then you are accused of corruption constantly, until you can no longer take it and walk out on the forums. I wish I could rebuild him. I do have the technology after all.
Granted, but under your leadership you make a few bad decisions which lead to the collapse of the entire European economy. I wish I owned all stocks on everything.
Granted, but then the pound becomes worthless and all your money is worthless. I wish Kaiserreich happened.
Granted, but your least favourite alliance conquers the Earth. I wish I controlled a secretive world-wide organisation, similar to the supposed Illuminati.
