I am very excited to see @Lighthouse418's reign.

Death to LampRevolt! Long live the Revolution! DOWN WITH THE CARELESS CZAR! LONG LIVE THE OFFSPRING OF BENDER THE GREAT!

Tough crowd.

@scottap25 DIE REBEL SCUM!

SEE? I've got a follower! YAAAAY

LONG LIVE THE GOD EMPEROR JOSEFVSTALIN AND LONG LIVE THE GOD KING LAMPREVOLT!

As am I, Also I love how I am aparently evil and cynaical, pfft talk about bad information. MWAHAHAH

Edit- Why is everyon in the loyal faily name start with l? Lamprevolt, Lucy, Lighthouse

Death to the Rustorivich! LONG LIVE THE HEIR OF BENDER! He will cease the reckless rule of the false king and stop the unborn threat of the black death!Under his reign, cities will unite under the banner of freedom, the serfs will be freed, the coffers will be filled, and all of Scandinavia will bow their sickened head! Lamprevolt is a traitor and a kinslayer! He has punished the realm with his weak mind, and pathetic rule! The blood of the TRUE king Bender will flow in his bravest son, and under his leadership, he will EXECUTE the scum that his the FALSE KING LAMPREVOLT THE CARELESS! BOW YOUR HEATHEN HEADS TO THE KING RODISLAV, FIRST OF HIS NAME, AND SON OF BENDER!

If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed. *shoots Force lightning at you*

I say let surfusa have the richest reign

Whats weird is that I just realised I look kinda like Fry fro Futurama... guess I cannot execute bender now .

Rise my fellow countrymen, against this horrid threat that is Lamprevolt the careless! His inability and idiocy has torn this country apart! His injustices are limitless, his corruption unmatched! He is the devil, he is the killer of christ, and he will be the one to lead Russia into centuries of slow decay! For the sake of all that is good and Christian, rise up against your incompetent Czar!

Lamprevolt is almost dead. Dont worry, Lighthouse will be become the new king soon...

I wonder who will die in the Black Death?

Has this lp been retired? If so that sucks, I was looking forward to the death of the false king Lanprevolt and the subsequent punishment of the russian people for allowing such an ignorant man to become king. Long live the revolution.

no it didnt retire, stalin has just been busy.