I hate the spanish language, it just sounds so weird, portuguese sounds much clearer...does that count?
It could've been worse. I could have tried to speak in....PORTUGUEEEEESE "Look how wierd I talk *random noises*" And then he said "Ugh, stop with that horrible Spanish"
Yuri you should hire me to be your bodyguard. I'll protect your right to speak Portuguese and be named after something dirty.
I'll order my serfs to make surplus grain so I have more money to hire you...unless I can pay you in other ways.