Can a brother get one thousand likes before he gets three thousand posts?

I haven't sucked a single dick.

You guys suck mine, then like it.

I'll suck your dick, for that hat

Oh you used to be the biggest dick sucker of them all. The difference now is that allot of the forum looks up to you. You have successfully climbed up the social hierarchy of the forum but you sucked allot of dicks to get there. Now you are content with having your dick sucked by "lesser" forum members.

Make up all the pointless slander you want.
I've never sucked one dick.
People just like mine.

You sucked mine for a while, And when it got too serious you left me... COME BACK CHIVES!!!

It's not pointless slander it's true, you did almost all the correct moves in gaining forum popularity (wrote an essay about this) and as a result allot of members of this forum would be happy to suck your dick. You should be quite proud of yourself.

You wrote an essay on the forum? Am i in it?

You wrote an essay about me?

Way to suck my dick, hypocrite.

I wrote an essay on gaining popularity on a social platform. I chose an internet forum as my social platform. I created accounts on various forums and observed. I even tried different tactics on larger forums where i tried to make my account popular. I had a decent amount of success, although it didn't last long as allot of what i posted on those forums were lies and i would mix stuff up from one account to the next so some accounts just fell apart. I learned most on forums were i just observed like this one.

Oh and yes i mentioned you briefly in my essay. This was in a relatively early stage of the forum when you were busy spamming stuff about fire.

Those were the days, to be 16 again. Unfortunately i matured from my spammy ways, and diverted into what I am today. I miss those old days.

Cocksucker.

Elaborate.

I agree with the pineapple.

A small bird that was flying gave me a like for every feather it had, but then I smashed its head in and ate it. How much mass did the bird have divided by the sun?


If you got the answer: Chives is a like whore, then you have failed it the right answer is
1.0000000000000001e-29

(I am just spewing out retarded posts today)

No this was before you were on the forums, or maybe just after. You aren't mentioned at all. I din't metion so many people from this forum in it anyway as the forum was to young. And usually i would just classify users as User 1, User2 , etc.

Except for me? Damn i am honored. Even if it was negative, thank you.