Corrupt-a-wish! game

Granted, but then I crap on it.

I wish POST GIFS was here.

Granted, but he posts a gif which hurts your feelings.

I wish something interesting happened.

Granted, but that interestibg thing is your death.

I wish I could never die.

Granted, but you get locked in a box, within a box, which is dropped into the Marianas Trench.

I wish for a laser scope.

I wish Epiccheesegrater is banned for being a hypocrite.

Granted, but then the forum collapses without me.

I wish I knew what Shisno was talking about.

Granted, then you cease to have a will to live.

I wish for more mods for my PC games.

Granted, but I tell him. You forgot in your original post to put a wish, and you are always criticizing me for it. Thus a hypocrite.

I wish Epiccheesegrater would stop fooling himself.
FUCK YOU FRED!

Granted, but then everyone hates Kaiserreich.

I wish everyone would stop ninja'ing everyone.

Granted, but then it gets boring.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but I steal them.

I wish Fred would get a functioning mic.

Granted, but it is so functional you commit suicide out of jealousy.

I wish for an excellent business plan.

Granted, but I steal it and make millions, leaving you to be a poor fool.

I wish for a lazer.

Shisno did not wish, so he loses by default.

I wish for a secret organisation.

Granted, but the Illuminati eliminates it.

I wish that Epiccheesegrater actually presented proof that I didn't make a wish, because I did.

Granted, but the proof is so conclusive that it kills you.

I wish for ownership over all courts.

Aperture Science can sell you it for the low, low price of a day it testing

I wish Cave Johnson made a wish.

Granted, but it wasn't a good one.

I wish Shisno had made a better wish.

Granted, but it is so awesome youcant make it bad.

I wish that this wish is incorruptible.