Stupid Jokes

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  1. DomoSunz Member

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    Post some stupid jokes, like I will do right now:

    A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"

    Romans at the crucifixion of Jesus:
    DomoSunz, Jun 25, 2012
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  2. Karakoran Well-Known Member

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    Mexican Jokes and Black Jokes are basically the same.
    Once you've heard Juan you've hard Jamal.


    Do you like bird jokes?
    No? Hawkward...


    "Rihanna, why are you working with Chris Brown again?"
    "Beats me."


    So I asked my North Korean friend how things in North Korea were...
    He said, "Can't complain."


    How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    He drank his coffee before it was cool.


    What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
    Nobody knows.


    When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...
    I was shocked.


    What does a mermaid wear to math class?
    An Algea-Bra.


    What did the gay deer say when he left the bar?
    I can't believe I blew 50 bucks back there.


    Who is Kony's favorite rapper?
    Soulja Boy!
    Karakoran, Jun 26, 2012
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  3. Romulus211 Proconsul

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    Kara wins the thread!
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  4. DomoSunz Member

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    Yeah, I would agree with that. Unless someone else has something dumber.
    DomoSunz, Jun 26, 2012
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  5. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    I thought we had a thread for this already...
    BattalionOfRed, Jun 26, 2012
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  6. DomoSunz Member

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    Maybe, Maybe not. WE'LL NEVER KNOW! OOOOOOOOoooooOOOooooo.
    DomoSunz, Jun 26, 2012
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  7. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    O rly?
    BattalionOfRed, Jun 26, 2012
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  8. DomoSunz Member

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    That thread is "Super Kick Ass," as this thread is the opposite.
    DomoSunz, Jun 26, 2012
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  9. BattalionOfRed Mr. Fred Battaliono

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    Fix't.
    BattalionOfRed, Jun 26, 2012
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    An other /b/ronie on this forum?! WELCOME DECIPLE OF PINKAMINA DIANE PIE!

    Anyways, Why are butt pirates butt pirates?

    BECAUSE THEY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    BurGroBro, Jun 26, 2012
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  11. DomoSunz Member

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    Why do people spell "bronie" with "ie"?
    I don't know "Y"

    Hehe... I'm so not funny.
    Also, I've never been on 4chan and I'd like keep it that way.
    DomoSunz, Jun 26, 2012
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    Why did the black man cross the road
    To get a bucket of chicken.

    Why did the chicken cross the road.
    To get a bucket of black man.
    Anwrise888, Jun 27, 2012
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    knock knock

    whos there

    room service

    i didnt order any room service

    sorry then it must be for the room next to you.
    bender, Jun 27, 2012
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    You did it wrong:

    How do you know if someone is a butt pirate?
    You slap their booty and they say ARRRRRE!
    Onyxja, Jun 27, 2012
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    That one where Epiccheesegrater keeps comparing Chives to some animated cat is getting kinda stupid now.
    Achtung Kommunisten!, Jun 27, 2012
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    A giraffe walks into a bakery.
    The giraffe says to the baker: A brown bread please.
    The baker says: Shut up, giraffes don't talk!

    BTW, are rascist jokes allowed?
    Dreagon, Jun 27, 2012
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  18. Onyxja Well-Known Member

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    1;Do you know how to find a lost Dane?
    2:No
    1:Good!
    Onyxja, Jun 27, 2012
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    Here's a pony joke to keep that going:

    How many bronies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Just one, but it'll be a while before he admits it.
    Karakoran, Jun 27, 2012
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    LAWL! Kara been a long time bud! So what did France say in June of 1940? I did Na Zi That coming!
    BurGroBro, Jun 27, 2012
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