The whole Evil motorcycle riding slutbomb angle didn't work with her being Jewish so i left that out. Besides she is like an ex-Jew or something.
I was only asleep for, like, two hours and @Chives shaves to look like Lenin and I finally have a penis but it's only six inches. So many mixed emotions.
Oh shi- it just got real in here. I demand Yarpen show us another picture so we can accurately assess the situation.
I can hardly grow facial hair. The thing that pisses me off most is that my moustache and beard don't seem to meet up, so it looks fucking ridiculous.