Granted, but all the best ones have probably been taken. (It's a long time since i've watched it). Also, it was a brony-destroying virus. I guess Thefatkid got his labels mixed up. : (
Oh. Damn it. Since you didn't wish, I will wish instead. I wish for a book which explained everything about existence.
Granted, but the only words in the book are 42. I wish we knew the Question to the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.
Granted, but Earth is created to find the question, which is never found as vogons destroy it for an interstellar bypass. I wish for an interstellar bypass.
Granted, but the people grow to hate you and then overthrow you. I wish that I was your replacement for World leader.
Granted, but people also grow to hate you, and replace you with El Presidente. I wish for a cynical neighbor.
Granted, but then you become stuck to the floor from all of the stickiness that the Movie Theatre has endured since its construction. Forcing you to watch every bad movie in that bloody place until you die. I wish for a piano.
Granted, but it is delivered by dropping it on your head. I wish Fred Battaliono had his username changed to Fred Battaliono.
Granted, but it ruins the joke. I wish Shishno and Chives would stop bugging me about that. (It's in my bloody title.)
Granted, but it won't get you on the 'How big is your banana?' talk show. I wish I remembered to wish more than half the time I post on this thread.
Granted, but it is so disgusting it is unbearable, but you must eat it. I wish for Lord of the Flies rules in every thread, but regular rules in the Lord of the Flies thread.
Granted, but then the Lord of the Flies thread becomes overcrowded with people trying to escape the anarchy. This somehow crashes the sit. I wish for the power to betray the queen and usurp her throne, and become an autocrat.
Granted, but now everyone hates you, much more than the Queen. I wish for a giant red SPQR banner, like this
Granted, but the people making it get confused and instead you get this: I wish for a pencil which can stop time.