Why the fuck haven't we eradicated poison ivy?

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  1. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    If the government is so keen to eliminate drugs like marijuana why the fuck haven't they exterminated this bullshit? I presently have a cut on my leg infected with fucking poison! How is that shit put up with? We need to get or priorities straight if you ask me, poison is more dangerous, and down right annoying than any other plant.
    The Shaw, Jul 5, 2012
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    Nettles too.
    Epiccheesegrater, Jul 5, 2012
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  3. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    The fuck is a nettle?
    The Shaw, Jul 5, 2012
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    One of these things.
    Epiccheesegrater, Jul 5, 2012
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  5. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    I'll make sure to mail my local government official a letter about how we should get rid of the poison ivy menace.
    Viking Socrates, Jul 5, 2012
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    Send me a cure when u find one -.-
    Surfusa, Jul 5, 2012
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  7. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I don't see why let the shit stick around. Burn it all I say.
    The Shaw, Jul 5, 2012
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  8. Imperial1917 City-States God of War

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    The implication of this statement in context to the thread topic suggests that poisen ivy is a drug that is ingested for the same reason that marijuana is.
    Imperial1917, Jul 5, 2012
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  9. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I roll poison ivy up and smoke it. But its still fucking bullshit and I say we eradicate it.
    The Shaw, Jul 5, 2012
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    If only this wasn't a money and time issue.
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    Translated: If only this wasn't real life.
    Imperial1917, Jul 5, 2012
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    You still stoned, or is this a dumb idea yet, Shaw?
    Chives, Jul 5, 2012
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  13. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    This is a fucking great idea, don't try and defend poison ivy as if its ever done anything good. It doesn't deserve to exist.
    The Shaw, Jul 5, 2012
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    Fuck poison ivy and it's children.
    DukeofAwesome, Jul 5, 2012
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    We should just eradicate all plants that cant be smoked, fuck those things.
    esac1122, Jul 5, 2012
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  16. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    If you can't smoke it. Kill it.

    I'll try to come up with a more catchy line.
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    Now there's a message I can get behind.
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  18. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    Its the plants fault we lost the war, they stabbed us in the back!
    The Shaw, Jul 5, 2012
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  19. Viking Socrates I am Mad Scientist

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    ^Those traitorous snakes, we shell not rest until all of them are set ablaze.
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  20. The Shaw Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second

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    I have an idea that involves ovens
    The Shaw, Jul 5, 2012
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