Things you despise.

Lovely. Is there a picture of him jabbing his nose with a pencil?

That picture really killed the mood.

You know what is fucking horrible? Tomatoes. How can people like those things?

I don't see how he could have become the leader of the BNP. He's just so un-charismatic.

He's more charismatic than your average racist.

What do people have against them? They're so juicy and tasty!

True, he is slightly more charismatic than your average skinhead.

I like tomatoes. But only raw tomatoes, not cooked ones.

You guys suck, tomatoes are horrible. I can't eat them without gagging and throwing up all over the place.

When it comes to vegetables I despise cabbages.

Well that's a flaw in your genetic make-up, and not the fault of the poor tomatoes.

Wimp. Even oysters and oxtail soup, arguably the worst tasting things I've ever eaten (which is saying quite a lot, considering the shit I've eaten...) don't make me do that.

Well don't tell me you've got something against a good turnip?

You wouldn't last a good five minutes in England.

You know who else; Full blooded hipsters, wears shit for clothes, have an shit for attitude, just.. fuck'em basically.

Guys who wear hipster clothes; sure, but you're definetly sending the wrong signals about yourself.

Guys who have an hipster attitude; still dicks, but at the very least they don't look like shit and then tell you that YOU'RE stuff looks and is shit.

Tinned tomatoes + scrambled eggs + toast.

If you don't like that then go back to whatever solar system you originally came from.

I've never seen a hipster, I have no idea what you guys constantly go on about.

And we always will!

I thought the same, then I went to my art school interviews, and let me tell you - they fuckin' exist. It's actually amazing how well they fit the stereotype.

I don't like hipsters either.

Oh, another thing I absolutely despise with a passion: People who genuinely think things like sexism and discrimination can be solved by different sexism and discrimination.