This seems like as good a time as any to tell you guys this.

I have a knack for ruining hipster bullshit.

I am not fat.

You were banned at the time. I don't see why I should 'trust you' on anything. I cared, a lot of people cared.

You bastard.

Oh well I suppose we should hold a service.

Oh, and Chives, congrats (?) on coming out of the closet.

In all actuality I have no idea how to respond to this situation, though it's good that people embrace who they are.

Agreed it's better to show who you are then trying to fit in.

@Viking Socrates

do not say shit like that again. Not the time or place.

You know you shouldn't have said anything, I would have complete ignored it.

I appreciate that you are insulting someone which is what more people need to do. But honestly, reddit shit?

He didn't need to announce his sexuality. It was obvious people were going to attack him.

...the fuck?

See? SEE? I go to sleep and stuff happens.

Then don't sleep.

Trust me, you'll see more random shit from me if I were not to sleep.

Think of a land where Chives could be happy
A land where he could love his Nappy
Thank you Chives for giving me an idea of height
I will get working throughout the light
Using my energy, soul and heart
I will bring us a work of art

Congratulations chives.

I stopped caring how people had their genitals stimulated about the time I realized I was bi. I'm sure I'll see you on Grindr soon enough.

This is a strange thread.