Wow, someone who actually knows what's puny. No, legit, most people have know idea what puns are. Here is a definition: A pun is a figure of speech...
Well, I just participated in a drunken rendition of 'Piano Man'.
So I was near Whiterun and there was a dragon. It just landed and immediately died. I didn't hit it at all. Five second later, there was another...
No, but now Mosh knows your available :D.
I like what you did there.
She didn't deserve to be fired, but she should have seen it coming.
I have a question: I need to upload a video to youtube. It is about 15 mins. Do I have to split it into two videos, or can I just upload it straight?...
Or a sword to the chest.
No, just there was a major inter-party migration during the Great Depression. Irony: The party of slavery elected the first black president.
I was going to comment on the juxtaposition of this statement and your previous one regarding evangelicals, but I think it's pretty...
Not, really. The electoral college is as politically biased as anything. The founders intention (an elitist one, to be honest) for the college to...
Yo tengo mucho queso en mi pantalones. :-)
Spanish 3 for the win
And then we'll all ride flying pigs to have a snowball fight with Satan.
No, no señor. Enojas is inthe present tense. Enojaste is in the preterite (past) tense. I said "Did you become angry when you lost the game." You...
Hey gringo: ¿Te enojaste cuando tú perdiste el partido? lol.
State sponsored, of course.
Gasp! Actually, I agree. I find libertarian policy naive, especially in the area of foreign policy.
I had to do a presentation on a question regarding The Tragedy of Macbeth, and I bombed it. It was too long, and I kinda started rambling. I looked...
In case something epic happens and you need last words of epicness: "I may die, but Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen will still be number 1" (Yes I made...
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