I've been thinking ; what's the point any more? I mean why do I send countless people to death? Then I remember that reason; for Science!
We at Aperture have finally made what you've all been waiting for! You've seen a combustible lemon, but what about combustible...pie!
So CERN has finally found the Higgs-Boson took them long enough; My scientists found it years ago while looking over our sofa test results.
Aperture Science is now sponsoring Michigan's Matt Davis' armed rebellion against Obamacare..for Science!
I'm a proud Republican (obviously) so I say I support my peers insanity over Obamacare! And I full support Matt Davis's armed rebellion!
Josef, as you know there was an incident recently concerning this account. I am pleased that this was fixed and hope that Aperture Science and...
Testing!!
After the disaster that was the original communication effort Aperture Science is planning to get a communications satellite up into outer space. I...
A long range telecommunication probe was set to Europe by Aperture Science today to re-establish stable communication with Europe, anyone is allowed...
You know, my was thinking to myself "Man, those T1 turrets have a huge flaw, they can't turn!" So after a few weeks of tweaking the design my...
For Science!
What is your opinion on Black Mesa? I think that the other side should give up because my side is going to win. So not true, Aperture Science will...
What do you expect from something from Black Mesa.
The first supplies made by the Boston Factory have arrived at Aperture...lets hope they last. The Aperture Steel Factory is now up and running,...
Exactly, no need to argue now how your lord and master is now...the AI said so.
HAHA I talked to her about American politics and she had this to say "I think politics are stupid. The extreme separation of parties gets in the way...
I love that time after major exams, it's just got that special something. It's because there are so many more real volunteers!
Construction of the the Boston factory mostly complete, I think Thefatkid can finish the rest without us. Also...testing! pop lost to testing: -4...
Finally! Those P-body Mobile Scouts actually found something! They found an old steel works in Traverse City. My engineers say that it would take...
Aperture Science can sell you it for the low, low price of a day it testing
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