Forum-Dream team Cabinet thigy

Since we've had other games and stuff linked here, I think it is justified putting it in this section.
By either democratic, or less democratic means, you have found yourself as leader of one of the world's great nations! Your approval ratings are in the high 90%'s, the country is in an ideal economic state, and all of the world leaders love you!

Before you can you start instituting policies, and changing the nation, you first have to pick your cabinet ministers! But there is one catch.. Because of a series of not very well thought out promises, and bets in your younger years, your entire cabinet must be composed entirely of members of this forum. You can arrange the cabinet positions in any way that you like, but it must have no less than 10 people, and no more than 16 people.

Go!

Kali and I.
We would get absolutely nothing done and spend our time plotting assassination attempts on each other.
It'll be fun. And hilarious.
**** the other 9.

*I'll write a real one later.*

Me and @Epiccheesegrater because it would essentially represent a Republic of Manchester, and he is the only other Mancunian.

* Imperial1917- To tell me to support China
* Kali-To tell me to never support China
* The Shaw-Smoke w33d everyday
* Link-To remind all the evil leftist they are faggots
* SovietempireUSSR- everyone needs a fascist
* Kara- because a 13 year old is going to work wonders
* Pedro- he is batman
* RonaldRaygun- fuck it why not
* ComradeLer- to see the epic debates between the leftist and the rightist.
* Surfusa- money bitches
* esac- to remind Link he is faggot terrorist
* D3adtrap- to nuke Sweden.

Pedro as Secretary of Education
General Mosh as Secretary of State
battleearl as Secretary of Defense
TheShaw as Secretary of Agriculture
ComradeLer as Secretary of Labor
Kali as Secretary of the Treasury
VikingSocrates as Attorney General
Demondaze as Secretary of Transportation.
RickPerryLover as Secretary of Health and Human Services

It's a start! I don't know who'd be Homeland Security.

guys, people would appriciate if u had an @ symbol to tell them

My first official act would be to rename the position Secretary of Trains.

Yes.

Just wondering why? I want to hear your reasoning

As for me, I'll appoint @slydessertfox to be Chief of Staff, as a close friend of mine and an independent. He can probably persuade me not to bury the country in terribly thought out economic policies.

Also, lets get @Commander Tobi to be my secretary of labor, because once again hes a friend of mine and he is a communist

I don't know about others. I'll probably break my campaign promises and appoint others I know to be my other cabinet members, and fuck what the people say!

Also my first official act as president will be too authorize the arrest of the suspected subversive Kali. And then we'll purge the general populace of people like him

Obviously when I get into power I would undermine the syndicates, lower parliament power, increase term length, incredible popularity, lower parliament power again, declare ruler for life, and finally keep parliament as a facade for my dictatorship.

Minister for security: @AchtungKommunisten
Minister for education: @FascistPatriot
Minister for labor: @slydessertfox
Minister for war: @UnholyKnight800 #Nantong or war
Minister for treasury: @MayorEmanuel
Minister for economy: @crocve

That's who I would have.

For the lulz?

No, for propaganda, the statists will keep the children inline, intense history on our great country will breed nationalism in children to support the regime

Basically, I think our opinions about politics both internationally and domestically are pretty much on line with each other. I usually nod my head when you post something. So yeah, you would be my Secretary of State

@Link Minister of Foreign Affairs
@ComradeLer Minister of Education
@D3adtrap Minister of War
@Karakoran Royal Governor-Magistrate of The Treasury
@JosefVStalin Royal Governor-General of the Ohmygoditsa Slaughter House
@kobashenka The Blood God

Prepare to kill Sweden.

Napoleon would fill every position.

What is a blood god??

This is a reference to the game Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000k. The Blood God is a reference to the one of the gods of Chaos (the main villain in most of these games). Chaos consists of four gods: Khorne (the blood god), Nurgle (lord of decay), Slaanesh (prince of excess) and Tzeentch (lord of change). Several people follow one of the gods and wage war for him agianst the followers of the other, money more however worship Chaos itself, this is known as Chaos Undivided. Each of these gods represent a part of human nature, and Chaos Undivided represents evil in a more generally, Korne reflects bloodlust and barbarity, Ngle the desire to tear down and let the world rot an d fester, Slaanesh the desire for perfection and sexual pleasure, and Tzeentch the desier for evolution and progress as well and the quest for (usually dark and forbidden) knowledge and magic.

@Kali defense minister
@General Mosh as my personal advisor
@D3adtrap as my Nordic relations minister
@ComradeLer as the co defense minister with kali
@Imperial1917 as my ambassador to China
@pedro3131 treasurer
@Warburg as my minister of education.