Godmodding

So pretty much what it says...

We're walking from school and I have a cool two dollar bill, how are you gonna get it off me and keep it for yourself?

P.S. - I can shoot lazers out of my eyes

A giant Whale falls from the Sky, I take moniez.

But then I took control of the whale with my spirt and used my tail to beat the crap out of you and take the dollar back

But it was a Spirit whale and it possesses you and you fly away to the sea and Drop the dollar so it is mine!!

Then my true self came out of the ground and explained how the previous me was a clone. Then I pulled out a shotgun and blast you back to hell... My dollar!

But Kaiserreich happened

I ask for the dollar.

I slashed you with my katana and took your dollar.

My body repairs itself and creates a sword on my hand. When you turn your back I stick it into your back! And take the dollar

Again, I ask for the dollar.

No

YoU MeANy! *sniffle*

I commit seppuku and meet izanagi and fight with him. I win and he bestows me the power of revival after death and the speed of wind. I then come back to life and sonic cut you.

Why 2 dollar bill? I honestly have seen 50 of em. Some idiot at school gave me 10 bucks for my 2 dollar bill.

Again, I ask for the dollar.

And then I kick you right in the fucking solar plexus and kick you in the side of the fucking knee and then I fucking kick you in the fucking sternum and then I fucking take my heel to the nape of your fucking neck and then I kick you right in the fucking trachea

You watch some messed up porn brah.

With my silver tongue I literally choke you and proceed to take the two dollar bill and eat it. Suddenly the phone rings. I take the phone and instantly hear someone shouting 'wat r u doin wit ma son.' I ask you about this, your reply is 'ma da is ded.' But if this was the case... WHO WAS PHONE?

I can tell that you are going to be a top-class member. Already getting into spouting embarrassing bullshit 20 posts in. You couldn't even copy it right. Grow up.