Google Chrome not working

I just see a blank page and it either tells me that it's "Sending request" or "waiting for cache" or something like that. Then it doesn't do anything. Like it's trying to load the page but it doesn't get anywhere. Help would be appreciated, because right now I'm on Internet Explorer and it's weird.

Clear your cache, if that doesn't work try uninstalling and re-downloading Chrome. Don't know what else to tell ya.

What's a cache? And how would I clear it?

Click the wrench icon, go to options, under the hood, clear browsing data. Clear cookies too.

Mkay, I did that, how long should it take, because it's still going. Is that bad?

If that was gonna work it should've worked already. If no other browser is having trouble then I can only think of maybe restarting your computer or doing the other thing I suggested. I dunno, did you install any apps or anything?

I think I had this problem as well, and eventually, Chrome refused to start up. The solution I found was to download FireFox, which is still a good browser.

No apps, and restarting the computer was my first idea. I guess I'll have to reinstall it.

Okay it won't even uninstall now so I'll probably get firefox later.

It wont uninstall? Have you tried virus scans?

ZOMG itz totally, like, Google trying to steal your bank account, man! They do that shit, you know!

Too bad for them I don't have any money to steal! Ha, thwarted!

I have now.

Well, they have enough anyway from selling everyone's personal data.

don't smoke weed in front of the computer. it probably clouds your vision of it.

The solution I found was reinstalling Chrome.