How's it going everyone, im TheRedHeadGamer so I guess you already found out two things about me so far, anyway I,ve been a fan of stalin's for a while I have him to blame for getting me to buy empire total war. and I praise the demon lord, So yeah how are you all doing ?
Why thank you good robit, would you like a alcoholic beverage to replenish your fuel cells ?, now I must ask what is this dutch you speak of ? is it some sort of fascist regime ?
No, the Dutch consist of FeyBart (aka DutchMasterRace) and Chelsea366 and that's it. Their quest for world domination has so far only succeeded in taking over the first few comments of every single introduction thread with phrases such as 'praise the Dutch'. They should not be confused with the people who inhabit the Netherlands and Holland, although FeyBart is in fact one of them. I think what we all really want to know is how you're doing?
yes i would like that, maby there is hope for humanity after all. anyway on to the dutch, its not a facist regime, they just like being praised. they wont do you anything as long as you feed them chocolate sprinkles.
Oh I am quite fine actually thanks for asking, I,ve been playing a bit of Vampire the masquerade (Modded as the Baali) and Crusader Kings II (As the count of dublin) and so far I,ve been doing pretty good in them both, and from the way you have both made out the dutch to be I am afraid I can not praise them due to the fact it would be considered a great sin towards the almighty infernal deity of gaming The demon lord.
AHEM!!!! Welcome to the forums. Sorry you had to listen to Bender and Achtung (well, Achtung is fine), but welcome to the forums. Going on with Bender, yeah, all praise the DUTCH, are supreme overlords, and make your daily sacrifices to the GOD QUEEN CHELSEA! A few other things: ALL HAIL VERMIN SUPREME!, no double, triple, or fucking quadruple posting, anything that can't be explained was caused by aliens, you will be called Napoleon for your first few posts, and have fun, but not to much, or fucking commies will redistribute it to the masses. And anything involving alternate history leads to Kaiserreich. ALL HAIL VERMIN SUPREME!
Welcome to the forums, and.... You're not serious are you? The Dutch took over the forums, and Chelsea is the Queen, all of the Dutch members on these forums are Dinosaurs, are all of Noble blood, and have special abilities, as dictated by Queen Chelsea. There's more than just FeyBart, (whose username is now DutchMasterRace btw) there's Dreagon, UnitRico, and tons of others. There are more Dutch members on these forums than there are of any other European country. Both @Chelsea366 and @DutchMasterRace are moderators, hence their name being in Blue text. Just so you know, newcomer. Edit: I also find it funny how Norwegians are saying Praise the Dutch. What happened?
I dunno, dude. There is no context in our forum history that leads to Norwegians hailing the Dutch. I don't find any real historical irony to it, but there is absolutely nothing. It's like you want to. You want to, right? Because, you know, if you didn't, you'd be dead.
Actually good people I will not praise these *dutch* for the demon lord is the one true infernal deity of gaming..
Yes good sir they might but they can not kill a ideal for the demon lord, is the brother of satan, the cousin of shaitan, The nephew of cthululu and the third cousin twice removed by marriage of kali for it was he who discovered the world of video gaming and helped it flourish since it's first days as nothing more than an ideal inside of someones head and it is he who is the true lord of gaming and deserves praise.
I'm sinking low and lower into depression, at the moment the only real joy I can find in life is through a fifth of vodka and I am quickly becoming an alcoholic. My friendships and romances are often shallow and fickle. I getting dangerously close to self-harm. So not too good.
Well if thats the truth man, you just got to go find your self some sweet corn, Shouldn't be that hard since your in Iowa and all.
