I'm bored and unoriginal, commence throwing questions at me.

I should study right now, but I just don't feel like it. I'll probably be sleeping in 45 minutes anyway.
So, questions. Fuck yeah. Serious or not serious, I'll probably answer appropriately. Ask away.

How many times have you had sex and what was your first time like?

Ha, as if I could get laid.

Perhaps you could answer, why do Dutch people sound like Americans as they become tired?

I have no clue. Although, if it's my accent that changes, it might be because I've had English teachers that used both British and American accents. One of them was trying, but failed quite badly.

What political ideology do you follow?

Do you know anyone who wears clogs regularly?

Do you like UtterlyImpeccable's very first Avatar?

If you could a handjob from anybody in the world, at any place in the world, who would it be, and where would it be?

I would like to quote D3adtrap.... again.

" LOOK AT ME, I AM DUTCH! CH CHHHCHH CHHHH CHHHHHH CHHHHH CHH " or something around those lines, I am proably parapharasing.

Why are you so bored and unoriginal?
What is the meaning of life?

Describe to me your penis. Size, which direction it leans, circumcised or not. You get the general idea.

Have you ever met a real, live, black person?

Why don't I know who you are?

Why are these all sexual questions?

None, I'm not very interested in the whole thing, nor do I know what 90% of the things really mean. I could ask here, but that'd get me nowhere.

I did, actually. The father of a girl in my class about 10 years ago wore clogs all the time.

This one? Yeah, it's pretty cool, I guess. Doesn't come close to mine, though, let's be honest.

Scarlett Johansson in Iceland when Aurora Borealis is around.

It was late, and I had nothing to do.

42. As for my actual answer: There is none. Life simply is.

Size, I wouldn't know, I never measured it, and I can't say I've ever been with a bunch of dudes to compare, so I couldn't tell you about that. It does have a deviation to the left. Oh, and my parents thought it would indeed be a good idea to have me circumcised. Not sure why, though.

Yeah, sure, there are quite a few around here. Especially the subway in Rotterdam is crammed with them.

Looking at my posts, I guess you haven't been paying attention.

There really only have been three, but I can imagine it's something to test this:

I can honestly say I was sincere in my answers to...actually, all questions, so far.

If blood is thicker then water, and syrup is thicker then blood. Does that mean pancakes are more deadly then my own family?

Try injecting your family with litres of water and have them run into you. Then, have them spear the pancakes with bananas and grape peels and have them throw them at you. Are you alive?

*The entire internet stops in this revelation.*

How would you describe your sense of humor?